兒歌名稱：04 I Really Don't Hate Christmas（圣誕版）
歌詞：
飛哥與小佛 圣誕版歌曲
[00:00.00]You see Valentine's is torture, and my birthday is a mess,
[00:02.77]New Year's is a lot of noise, and Arbor Day's a pest!
[00:04.98]Halloween's a horror but I guess I must confess
[00:07.10]That I really don't hate Christmas!
[00:09.43]You see Flag Day is infernal, April Fool's is just a bore,
[00:11.87]Mardi Gras a waste, unless you own a candy store,
[00:14.21]All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor,
[00:16.30]But I really don't hate Christmas.
[00:18.60]Now, it isn't that I like it, at the most I feel ambivalence,
[00:23.16]But should I really just destroy it? I'll admit that I'm still on the fence,
[00:26.03]It makes me tense!
[00:28.21]From the evil scientists' community I'm sure to get ejected,
[00:32.31]But for Christmas I can't seem to summon any true invective,
[00:34.68]Because what is there to hate? I mean, it's really so subjective.
[00:36.77]No, I really don't hate Christmas.
[00:39.14]I hate puppy dogs and kittens, I hate flowers in the spring,
[00:41.51]Heck, I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing,
[00:43.65]I can work up animosity for almost anything.
[00:45.86]Tell me why I don't hate Christmas.
[00:48.54]Though my childhood was atrocious, Christmas never was that bad, you see,
[00:52.58]So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy.
[00:56.73]What's wrong with me?
[00:57.73]How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt
[01:00.30]When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault?
[01:02.50]If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault.
[01:04.73]But I really don't hate Christmas.
[01:07.04]Oh, what the heck. Kickline!
[01:09.33]No, I really...
[01:10.98]No, I really don't hate Christmas!
[01:18.71]I have an intense BURNING indifference!